How to Keep from Going Crazy When Your Funky Breath, “Va-jay-jay” or Body Odor Are the Reason Your Non-Existent Boyfriend Takes a Hike!
Yea, I SAID IT! (And so will he.) Let’s jump right into this stinky topic (pun intended). Part of the reason your Non-Existent Boyfriend has his hand out, is because he can’t take the smell of what your body or mouth is giving off. Now while it would be self-fulfilling to curse your Non-Existent Boyfriend […]
“I want you to tell me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God!” (Yea right…) You always want the truth from your Non-Existent Boyfriend, and when you get it, you run from it. The truth hurts—- I get it. But why do so many single women go through the agony […]
Yes, it is the truth! This, by far, seems to be one of the most common dilemmas brought to my attention by single women alike. You get rid of that guy in your life, for whatever reason, and suddenly he creeps back in like a pimple you haven’t seen since junior high. That’s not the […]
Single women joke around all of the time and suggest that the Non-Existent Boyfriend they like, may not feel the same way about them because they’re… (well…) GAY! Sometimes, we do know that’s not the case. Your Non-Existent Boyfriend may not be into you simply because you’re YOU. Then there are other times. Your Non-Existent […]
Just when you thought women were the only ones who gossiped with each other, you were wrong. Non-Existent Boyfriends across the world talk with each other about the crazy things women do. (Yes, it’s true). Your Non-Existent Boyfriend may not discuss you 24/7 with his friends, but he SURE will bring you up the moment […]
We know by now that acting crazy won’t get you anywhere when it comes to dating the guy you like. We also know that “crazy” can mean so many different things, but the outcome is the same—your Non-Existent Boyfriend AIN’T having it and you need to get yourself under control. So how do you get […]
News Flash: He’s not your boyfriend– you’re just sleeping together. Sure, you may connect and what not, but until there’s a mutual agreement that you guys are together, each of you are as single as a dollar bill. And let’s be clear. Just because he likes sleeping with you, but doesn’t commit to you after […]
Let’s face it. When you meet a new Non-Existent Boyfriend, things instantly escalate via text messaging or phone calls. It’s the common way, besides actual dates, to get to know more about your Non-Existent Boyfriend in the early stages. That said, there’s probably a lot of words exchanged between you and him, and quite a […]
To Search or Not to Search?? Is There a Right Time to go Through Your Non-Existent Boyfriend’s Phone?
You’ve gone out more than a few times with one particular Non-Existent Boyfriend, you’ve slept with him and you even told him the family secret about your uncle and aunt going down for a 1980s bank robbery. You’re comfortable with him, you’re really into him and you’re just waiting for the day he asks you […]
Time and time again, you have a Non-Existent Boyfriend that does something to upset you and *SNAP*, just like that you write him off and wish he were dead. While that may be your fast approach to dealing with problems with a Non-Existent Boyfriend, those feelings shouldn’t be shown to the world. How you feel, […]