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How to Keep from Going Crazy When Your Funky Breath, “Va-jay-jay” or Body Odor Are the Reason Your Non-Existent Boyfriend Takes a Hike!

Yea, I SAID IT! (And so will he.) Let’s jump right into this stinky topic (pun intended).

Part of the reason your Non-Existent Boyfriend has his hand out, is because he can’t take the smell of what your body or mouth is giving off.

Now while it would be self-fulfilling to curse your Non-Existent Boyfriend out and tell him you “didn’t like him anyway”, it won’t take away the fact that he could hardly kiss you because your tongue smelled like an old cloth.

I know you might be thinking, “I’ve met plenty of guys with bad breath or bad body odor”, and you probably have. However, this isn’t about them. It’s about you and why your Non-Existent Boyfriend refuses to get close.

Now obviously, I’m not referring to bodily conditions that are beyond your control. I’m referring to a lack of hygiene or faulty self-care that you have FULL control over.

Here’s the deal. You’re fabulous, you look good, you’re smart and all-out amazing! However, it’s your responsibility as a single woman (or any woman) to make sure your hygiene is A+. That means, see your dentist, visit your gyno and find deodorants and products that compliment your natural bodily fragrance.

Nothing’s worse than being on top of your game in your looks, career or lifestyle but not being able to lock in the guy you like because you’re funky downstairs.

Moving forward, make sure your Non-Existent Boyfriend has NO reason to shun the great woman you are, all because of the odor you AREN’T.

And if he does tell you your breath or va-jay-jay are a little foul, keep from going crazy and just take care of it. Your new Non-Existent Boyfriend will thank you for it.

Your favorite blogger (and “Crazy” coach), 

Toni

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