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3 Types of Non-Existent Boyfriends to Avoid So You Don’t End Up CRAZY

 

If you’re like every single girl who’s sick of picking the same kind of Non-Existent Boyfriend time-and-time again, and wondering why you’re acting emotionally bizarre, then you’ll want to read past this line!

Let’s jump right into this one here.

 

The 3 types of Non-Existent Boyfriends to avoid so you don’t find yourself going crazy are the following:

  1. The “Stuh…Stuh…Stuttering” Non-Existent Boyfriend

This Non-Existent Boyfriend is the man who can never come up with definitive plans. These plans consist of plans with you in his life, plans to go out on simple dates or plans that he makes and actually sticks to! This Non-Existent Boyfriend always seems to have a speech impediment when he’s confronted with hanging out with you or he becomes tongue-tied when deciding where you and him stand. Here’s how you avoid this kind of Non-Existent Boyfriend the moment you meet him:

Non-Existent Boyfriend: So, what do you like to do for fun?

You: Eat, shop, travel…would you like to join me over some chips and salsa this Friday?

Non-Existent Boyfriend: Umm,,,let’s…let’s play it by ear. I’ll let you know.

 

If he can’t give you a definitive answer at that moment, you already know he’ll stutter his way into a fidgeting frenzy and you’ll just end up going cr-cr-cr-CRAZY!

 

  1. The “You’re Too Good For Me” Non-Existent Boyfriend

This is the Non-Existent Boyfriend who uses the excuse that you’re just too damn good for him (*insert rolling eyes emoji). Listen, guys love it when you’re ambitious, self-motivated, confident and self-sufficient. Sure, any Non-Existent Boyfriend likes to know he’ll be able to wine and dine you according to his pockets or just make you feel special. But a guy who is extremely into you or at least willing to be, will never push you back into the market because of what you bring to the table. After all, what is he really saying about himself?

 

  1. The “Reach Out and Touch Everybody’s Hand” Non-Existent Boyfriend

This Non-Existent Boyfriend is a flirt, he knows a lot of women and/or he’s obnoxious in a crowd. This Non-Existent will have you going crazy if you don’t dodge him. His flirtatious behavior with many women will drive you insane; believe me! There’s no amount of trust in the world that will have you believing your Non-Existent Boyfriend won’t be flirting with every pretty face he comes in contact with. If he tells you he’s always been this way and he sees nothing wrong in making new friends with women, get out now while you can. Non-Existent Boyfriends with this personality won’t change until they’re ready to…and sometimes, that’s never!

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So you see, it’s not that hard to spot these types of Non-Existent Boyfriends. The moment you see signs of indecisiveness, fake insecurities to let you loose or extremely flirtatious ways, hit the door. You don’t want to convince yourself that he’ll change and when he doesn’t, you’re left crazy. There’s nothing worse than being an emotional wreck, ESPECIALLY when you can avoid it.

In the meantime, keep your single girl eyes open and lookout for these Non-Existent Boyfriends who will have you heading for more help than just the reading of this blog.

 

Your favorite blogger (and “Crazy” coach),

Toni

3 Responses so far.

  1. Wytrina says:
    So very true!!!!! Standing clear of the last two! I’ve never ran into the stuttering type but thank you for this now to look out for them lol
    • Toni says:
      Lol!

      Yes Wytrina, the stuttering type is the worst! You can pick those Non-Existent Boyfriends out very easily.

      Thank you for commenting!

  2. KJ says:
    Definitely had the stuttering type. Lol. Hilarious!!

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