For all those who don’t know what the hell “cuffing season” is, I’ll begin there. Cuffing season is not just a regular-season where leaves turn colors and you get to wear your favorite sweaters. Instead, it’s a season when you gather all the Non-Existent Boyfriends you can (you know, like how squirrels gather nuts), date […]
Go on!… Say it!… You know it! Your CRAZY friend always has something negative to say about every Non-Existent Boyfriend you date! It doesn’t matter if he’s a good guy, reliable, consistent, good looking or charming, your friend WILL have something to say about him! Now, let’s get right into this. Firstly, you have to […]
“Ain’t this bout’ a bi*ch!” The fool saw you out on the night scene, asked for your number and had the audacity to only call you one freaking time! There’s a CRAZY reason behind that, and I’ll tell you what it is. It had nothing to do with how you looked or that you chose […]
Now, let’s be real here. Going for drinks at 11:00 a.m. with your new Non-Existent Boyfriend, IS NOT an ideal date! While you’re throwing back martinis for breakfast, your head and stomach are getting ready to explode because it doesn’t know what the hell you just did to it! Your new Non-Existent Boyfriend may try […]
Your New Non-Existent Boyfriend Trusts You Way More Than You Think, and You Can’t Afford to F*ck That Up by Acting CRAZY!
While I would like to tell you that your new Non-Existent Boyfriend needs a year before he lets you in his space and reveals certain things to you, it’s all a damn lie. The new guy you just met at the mall, the one who’s calling and texting you every night, who probably wants to […]
Has Your CRAZY List, Unrealistic Requests and “Make Me Your Girlfriend” Attitude Left You Single Longer Than You Expected?
Ouch! While I NEVER like to sting too badly with my words, I had to go here! Your little list and ruthless demands for your Non-Existent Boyfriend have left you single and too frustrated to mingle. It’s time to listen up to where you might be going wrong! Now, by all means, I am NOT […]
Forget the old school mumbo-jumbo you heard about dating one guy, and how it’s the right thing to do because “mama told you so”! If you’re tired of going crazy over a guy, time-after-time, then your best bet is to make sure you don’t put all of your eggs in one basket! You need as […]
Yes, it’s true. The new guy you’ve been talking to on the phone, dedicating your precious time to and giving your emotions to only for him to manipulate them, doesn’t take you seriously and actually thinks you’re full of it! There’s a reason for that, and of course I’m here to break it down. […]
Grab your calendar, a perfectly sharpened pencil, and get ready to track down the potential “sexcapades” you’ll have with your Non-Existent Boyfriend… NOT!!!! While I would like to paint a pretty timeline of when you should give your Non-Existent Boyfriend the “goods”, the “cookies” or the “va-jay-jay”, that’s impossible! Never get caught up on when […]
Your past is a part of you. It’s a part of your emotions and as far as I’m concerned, your emotions go wherever you do. HOWEVER, putting the emotions from your past hurt onto a guy who has nothing to do with it, is a surefire way for you to say some crazy shit! While […]